(via fuckyeahtorchwood)
“Ladies, your ratings just went up!”
Maybe I should bring a briefcase to my Fiction workshop so that I can come in the door with it and feel like the man of the house. LOL.w

All the saves for the story I last handed in to workshop. By contrast, the previous piece had four. Just so you know how much this piece fought me.

(via sixtyforty)
what the fuck!?
Meal for six at Nello’s: $47,000. Finding the receipt they left behind and posting it on the Internet as Exhibit A in Regular Folk v. Too-Rich Douchebags: priceless.