zeldathemes
Land of Cedar and Mist
Pastry School doesn't leave a whole lot of time for blogging, so it's mostly dragon stuff right now.
On Flight Rising at playwithdinos #31243
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toonzeldas:

Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:

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Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League

Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
Me: Grandma oh my god
Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother: Kill them.
reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic."Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

karenhurley:

This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance 

GSR Entrance Hall System

Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

coelasquid:

jeshala:

duchessofdeviance:

theletteraesc:

smilelikeyougotnothingtolose:

Cleavon Little did not know Gene was going to say that. The laughter is genuine.

I love that you can see the exact moment when Cleavon Little realizes he’s not going to be able to stop himself from laughing.

Cleavon had a killer Blank Stare going on, too.

He is so cute agh.  I loved this movie.

Ahahaha I how his steely resolve just crumples on itself like a pop can.

essaymarking:

arglblarglwargl:

sommerrev:

OH. MY GOD.

essaymarking time to purchase a small bucket

NO. TOO CUTE. GO TO JAIL

beyourownsenpai:

coooooooooooooorvo:

for those of you who are still upset by that dog episode in fma; take comfort in knowing shou tucker went to hell

My favorite part about this is that out of all the characters who died, including the main villains (one of which tried sacrifice two countries in order to become god) Shou Tucker is the ONLY ONE arakawa sent to hell

beyourownsenpai:

coooooooooooooorvo:

for those of you who are still upset by that dog episode in fma; take comfort in knowing shou tucker went to hell

My favorite part about this is that out of all the characters who died, including the main villains (one of which tried sacrifice two countries in order to become god) Shou Tucker is the ONLY ONE arakawa sent to hell