seventypercentchanceofscience: I walk into the next room and there is a long tunnel. Also lots of spider webs but thanks to my sip of Brave-Water, I can deal. I torch the spider webs away and continue down the hallYou enter a hallway, full of mysterious columns and intricate ceilings. You hold your torch higher to examine them, but its light doesn’t reach that far.
Your mouth is gaping open at the sights around you while you try to peer into the darkness, so before you see the spider webs you’ve got them in your mouth, and you’re trying your damnedest to spit them out. After you stop choking to death on sticky spider excretions, you admire how the light from your torch makes them glitter. Aaah. Isn’t nature beautiful?
Oh
OH GOD
OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SPIDERS
You didn’t think there with this many spiders in the universe, let alone the amount that is about to eat your face.
You think actually you may just lay down and die, because they have the numbers and you’ve just committed a faux pas on the level of declaring war on Russia, for all you know there’s a million spiderbabies in your stomach and these bad mothers are coming after you to get them back, or maybe they’ve gotten a taste for human flesh and they’re going to lay all their eggs in you and keep you alive until they’ve hatched and their young will feed off your small intestine and kidneys, or maybe they will form to create arms and legs and turn you into their Spider Queen oh wait no that is absolutely preposterous and maybe you should actually react to all these millions of spiders…
The water in your water bottle is not actually Brave-Water, but you manage to handle the situation with the grace and calm it deserves.
When the spiderwebs settle, you stand the victor.
YES WE ALL LOVE SPIDERS
Maybe I should do some field notes to follow up
Haaha yeah sounds like fun
